What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster