What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!"

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

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What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!"

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.