What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!