What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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Check mate"..

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Cheque, mate!

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.