What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*