Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*