Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters