Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Kennedy Jokes More Kennedy Jokes

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.