What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.