What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Pencil Sharpener Jokes More Pencil Sharpener Jokes