What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.