How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.