What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.