Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
That sounded a lot better in my head
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Bernie.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
I think I could use a Han here.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Elizabeth.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
