What do choosy moms choose?

abortion.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.