What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".