What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

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