Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How about sonic?

She said, "That's not somewhere nice" I said, "It is if you go in a nice car."