Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.