Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.