Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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How does an alien get back to his home planet?

ayy lmao

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!"

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.