What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.