Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

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