What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.