What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere