What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere