What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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With a noose.

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A Hyundai.

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There's 20 of them.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere