What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.