What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!