Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut