Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

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What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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A surrender monkey

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.