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Colonel, sir.
The referee
Top Vlad.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Because he wanted to look mptnt
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
He wasn't a charitable guy
Patty O'Furniture.
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Where to sir?
Good morning your Honor!
Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
The sun exists.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
