Englishman Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Slav Jokes More Slav Jokes

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Colonel Jokes More Colonel Jokes

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)