What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dagobah Jokes More Dagobah Jokes

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.