What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.