Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.