What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.