What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked