What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby