Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.