What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is