What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Syrian Refugee Jokes More Syrian Refugee Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is