What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.