Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.