How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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Chicken sees a salad.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.