What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

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