What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.