How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.