Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

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