Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.