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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They both wipe out Klingons.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
No one knows it's never happened.
Who is not buying this
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
Oh no, my ice cracked!
They both like to crack open a cold one
Rama llama ding dongs
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
and
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Birdsthigh fish fingers !
We do.
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
Stick his bill up his arse.
