What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege