What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"