What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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it was repossessed!

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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A: Ahhh-shoes.

What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"