What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.