What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.