What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear.. I'll see myself out...

Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular?

He was a polar bear!