Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace