Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.