What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.