What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!