What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"