What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

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Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.