What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.