What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !