What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers! :D

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.