What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!