What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

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Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.