What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

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What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.