What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Daeshcams

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!