What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?

Peter Parkinsons

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.