What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace