What do terrorists say to their sister?

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.